10. Pimp Child. Nothing like giving your child a Life Lesson in how sometimes, life just isn't fair - make sure you are at the top of the food chain!
9. Princess & The Witch. It's pretty obvious which kid is the favorite in this family. Heck, that other one is so ugly they don't even want the face shown.
8. Harem Girl. This is really just a precursor to a blog that Evelyn is working on. AKA "Ho-lloween". It appears there are two lessons to be learned here: Dressing like a loose woman will increase your chances of "candy" and be ready to be just one of many in your man's life. Thumbs up for that parenting win!
7. The Human-Toilet. We don't know if this is a statement to all the kids who get *ahem* $%(# on, or if this kid is a science geek who created a fully working toilet for his costume, or maybe he's a starving actor playing the plum roll of Port-a-Potty in his school play...
6. Kool-Aid Man. A primary example of why body art should be outlawed. OH YEAH!
5. Shark And/Or Shark Victim. Here's a great way to analyze your child's self esteem: Is he the legs, or the shark? Either one should land him about 2 years in therapy. Also...how does one see in this thing?
By the way, this costume made us laugh out loud.
4. Missing Child. Have you seen my sense of humor? Call 1-800-BADJOKE. We aren't sure how we feel about this one. Points awarded for creativity. As parents, Julia and Jayne cringe a little. While hiding smiles. Evelyn laughs outright. Kate writes down the idea for future reference.
3. Alien Chicken. Alien is an all time classic, and this baby definitely looked good enough to eat! Way to mix it up with the chicken motif. Best part? His eyes. Pretty sure he knew what was coming...
2. Suicide bomber. I hope this picture wasn't taken in America. Because guys, its still too soon. This one ranks up there with American Indian costumes and Jesus on the Cross costumes. Just...no.
1. Zombie Baby. Had Julia known she was pregnant last year she SO would have used this idea. The only way to top it is to use a real baby.
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