First World Thanks

A recent trend I've been noticing has been "First World Problems". Well, in honor of Thanksgiving, here are my top ten "First World Thanks". So its a bunch of problems that are supposed to turn around when you start with this: "I'm thankful that...

10. My leftovers didn't fit in my fridge because it was too full."

9. My baby was healthy so I didn't get to take a sick day."

8. I didn't call into work because I get two paid holi-days off this week and wouldn't have time to get everything done."

7. We have too much stuff to fit into our storage areas. So our house is messy, with all the crap we could afford to buy."

6. I only get to see my family on skype." (Editor's note: "The point being I have skype to use, not that I don't have to be near them...sort of...")

5. I only had enough money for 7 courses instead of 15 this year." (Editor's note: "Actually, my diet is thankful for this one.")


4. My car works but makes this whurrrrring gunshot bang.

3. I had to buy four diet coke packs to get my $5 coupon.

2. I had to buy a 14 pound turkey in order to get the $7.66 price tag.

1. My baby is teething so I have to drag her into bed to cuddle with my husband and I.

What are your first world Thanks?